Your Ass Is The Reason I Wake Up In The Morning
Your Ass Is The Reason I Wake Up In The Morning
Deeply spiritual. Profoundly philosophical. Absolutely unhinged. Some people wake up for sunrises, green juice, and journaling. You have a different reason, and you're not ashamed of it. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the airport. Wear it everywhere it slightly shouldn't be worn.
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Material & fit
Material & fit
100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk, long-lasting comfort.
Garment-dyed fabric — dyed after construction for a soft color and texture.
6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight — Comfort Colors 1717, the gold standard for graphic tees.
Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability.
Relaxed fit — not oversized. Size up if you prefer an oversized look.
Tubular knit — no side seams, cleaner silhouette. S to 4XL available.
Shipping & returns
Shipping & returns
Ships worldwide. Free shipping on orders over $50. Tracked delivery 5–12 business days. Easy 30-day returns — see our returns page for details.
