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Bad With Decisions, Great With Stories
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Bad With Decisions — Chaos Edition
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Main Character With Questionable Choices
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I Do Things for the Plot
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No Thoughts, Just Vibes
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Bad Decisions, Good Stories
Where the ideas come from
Thoughts that
refused to stay put
Every design is a limited run. Once it sells out, it's gone forever. No restocks, no second chances, no apologies.
Sunday · Resignation
"It Is What It Is. Unfortunately."
Every day · All day
"It's Fine. (It's Not Fine.)"
2:47 AM · Spiral mode
"Overthinking It. Again. Obviously."
Work meeting · Checked out
"Physically Here. Mentally Elsewhere."
Always · Everywhere
"What If… (Never Mind.)"
Friday night · Loading
"Bad Decisions Pending."
And counting. New ideas drop whenever they show up uninvited.
The brain never stops. Neither do the drops.
Every single thought makes it onto a shirt. No editing.
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Why this exists
Just a person
with too many
thoughts
Randometeeees started because a notebook wasn't enough. Printed on demand in the US through Printify. No warehouse, no overstock, no waste. Just limited runs of honest, unfiltered brain output — on cotton.
"A notebook wasn't enough. So I put the thoughts on shirts."
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